a potent fruity home brew first created in edinburgh for autralia day 2009.
known side effects include bad aussie accents and memory loss. rumored to contain bits of real koala.
jim: what are you doing down there?
michael: -wrestling inflatable crocodile across floor-
samuel: you should lay off the koala brew, mate.
someone who knows everything there is to know about sports but gets almost no physical activity in his/her life; their main past time is playing in fantasy sports pools on the internet. normal human being: “dude, wanna go do some midget tossing?” fantathalete:”no way man, i’ve got to catch up on my fantasy pools. i’ve […]
a s-xual term used to describe a h-m-s-xual ‘spit roast’. it involves two guys penetrating a third male at the same time. hey mark, you wanna put john on the koams?” “you bet i do george!
a bulimic russian girl who hooks up with guys before cleaning out her mouth or drinking some water. a drobyshev is so cr-ss as to commit this atrocity yet feels no remorse for the victim (a guy in most cases). dude! did you just hook up with a drobyshev? that’s gross, you most be desperate. […]
- superhero hammerjack mode
the state at which men try to develop superhero senses to hear, smell, feel, see, and possibly taste someone coming anywhere near five feet of the bedroom or bathroom door when masturbating. man, i totally went superhero hammerjack mode yesterday, my mom almost caught me b-mpin the monkey!!!
a large c-ck on a really good looking guy making anything or anyone around it ugly and unwanted in comparison b-tch # 1:have u seen ealbrons c-ck? b-tch # 2: he makes benil look like a 2 year old…..