koala muffin


a fusion of a koala bear and a m-ffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty ‘koalam-ffin’

usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or e numbers
person 1: whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking m-ffin with fluffy ears

person 2: no dude, that’s a koala m-ffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it

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