Koala Paw Pat


a koala paw pat is a self-congratulatory pat on the back given to himself by narcissistic journalist matt gelb, aka the koala. #koalapawpat
now that’s how you do a koala paw pat. #koalapawpat rt @magelb: six posts over at the phillies zone today. go read them while i nap.

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