koalabearing
this process occurs when two people are spooning, with one member of the party completely hating the experience. typically the little spoon, this victim of misplaced affection commonly wakes up on the very edge of the bed trying to get free, only to encounter a body m-ss clutching them ferociously, like a rabid koala.
also see xanax, spooning, and koalas
“i really hate to spoon after s-x, but when i woke up he was koalabearing the sh-t out of me. i’m never taking xanax again.”
a form of hugging, when one person jump into anothers arms wrapping their arms and legs around the others body, like a koala bear.
i love koala bearing all my friends.
when someone leaps onto another person, from behind, holding onto their back with their arms and legs.
koala-bearing
girl 1: ugh he’s so hot i just wanna koala bear him!
girl 2: go for it, girl!!
when your “b-tch” or your “girl” is constantly up your -ss 24/7 and will not give you a second to be alone, she starts to cling to you like a koala bear to a branch
my girl has been koala bearing lately she wont f-cking leave me alone
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