koala’ed
during rough s-x when the girl scratches the h-ll out of a man’s back. she will be aggressive, throwing a foreleg around her opponent and biting and scratching him.
man, this girl koala’ed the h-ll out of me last night.
during rough s-x, a girl rapes your skin with her nails, razor sharp like a koala, with or without you noticing. she may or may not have permission to scratch the h-ll out you, but will do it regardless. she may break skin, but not so much to cause fatal bleeding. the victim should take a trophy shot within 30 minutes of the last scratch or immediately after taking a hot shower, which will bring out the visual definition of wounds. one should never allow their lower arms, neck, face or any other area of their body to be koala’ed which may be seen on a daily basis by close friends, family, or employer/employees as these people might judge you.
guy 1: bro… this chick is a h-ll of a scratcher.
guy 2: what do you mean man?
guy 1: you should see my chest and shoulders, it looks like i got into a fight with a koala and lost.
guy 2: you should probably bathe in neosporin. fml that looks like it hurts.
guy 1: i’ve been koala’ed bro…
when someone hugs or shows affection to someone that they don’t actually like, maybe they have an ulterior motive or are just to nesh to show what they actually feel….
that judas really koalaed jesus when he kissed him…..
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