koalie


f-cking emo b-tch that’s g-y asf, rude asf, and depressed asf. fortunately, i love her very much and her music taste is pretty rad, my dude. unfortunately, she has to put up with me when i’m really sleepy and even though she says she doesn’t love me, i think deep down inside of that cold heart, she loves me.
i shoulda been named koalie.

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