Kobe ball


an offensive strategy employed by the la lakers in which they give the ball to kobe bryant, then stand around and watch him take on the other team’s entire defense by himself.

the success of this strategy is entirely dependent on whether or not kobe is knocking down his fadeaway jumpshots.
-did you hear the lakers lost to cleveland? how embarr-ssing!
-well of course they did, they played kobe ball and he ended up shooting 8 for 24.

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