kobe-tastic


playing basketball at a level of quality equal to kobe bryant. a dirty crossover, the lost art of the mid-range jump-shot, and kobe’s famous famous jab-step fake followed by rising up to drain the 3-ball from the corner pocket are all essential skills to be considered kobe-tastic.
peroni pete: don’t try and take on that mcclenahan on the court, he’s kobe-tastic.

skets mcgee: he twisted up this one kid so bad, that he broke his ankle.

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