Kobosexual


a person who has such a big man-crush on kobe bryant that it borders on h-m-s-xual love. to a kobos-xual, kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. a kobos-xual will spam the espn message boards with “kobe is g-d” threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. if somebody criticizes kobe for his off-game, a kobos-xual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.
shakerz: lol @ chokie cryant chucking his team to another loss.

kobe2k8mvp: kobe still has more rings than the lechoker.

shakerz: what has he done without shaq? two first round exits?

kobe2k8mvp: he scored 81 points! he also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

nyar har har!!!!!!!!!! owned!

shakerz: stop being a kobos-xual.

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