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kodiak is a large island located off the southern coast of alaska. it is known for is abundant flora, scenery, and wildlife. it has the cr-ppiest weather known to mankind, notorious for it’s rain. the majority of the island is run by fishermen and filipinos. walmart is the highlight of this sh-thole. most people spend their time smoking weed, hanging out at walmart, or both. nicknames include: k-town, k-hole, sh-t-hole, the rock, and emerald isle.
child: “mom, i my life is really sh-tty”
mom: “don’t worry, dear, just think of those poor souls trapped on kodiak and you’ll feel better”
child: -thinking-…”wow, mom, you’re right!”
the best d-mn wintergreen lipper out there. a brand of smokeless tobacco that packs a punch.
“that k bear tastes so good”

“kodiak wintergreen is the sh-t.”

“p-ss me another tin of that k bear.”
the best smokeless tobacco on the market. manufactured by conwood company in memphis, tenn.
kodiak ice is the best smokeless tobacoo out there. the other smokeless tobacco companies can’t hold a candle to kodiak ice.
an less attractive older women who has no business wearing a bikini, but chooses to anyway, who preys on single men at family outings like pools, parks, birthdays. a distant relative of the cougar.
man that fatty over there in the baby pool was oozing out of her bikini trying to hit on bryan. shes gone way past cougar, she’s a kodiak!
trademark. work boots originated in canada.

(from kodiak’s website):

“canada’s first trusted name in footwear.”

“… a boot designed to help canadians brave the harsh climates and conditions they faced everyday.”

“in the 1950’s they introduced the first fully waterproof leather boot.”

“today, kodiak is still the one name in outdoor/workwear…”
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(both from “everybody dies” by jim munroe):

“a pair of kodiaks (being worn)”

“everything’s got a wet blanket of snow on it but i can make out the log we usually sat on, the little hole where we’d burn sh-t, and feel the crinkle of an empty under my kodiak.”
a total pimp. kodiak is a total beast, can tolerate huge amounts of any tobbacco. if you see him you’d better run!
uh here comes kodiak! .
one who lurks in shadows appearing only to condemn and crucify.

to inflict impunitive punishment without reason or concern n-z-.

one who used to play renegades, only later to treat it as a b-st-rd stepchild.
wtf…don’t out and ban me, wtf are you a kodiak?

lolol – you play renegades lolol yea right, last time i saw you was in the age of kodiak.