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• key shot

  whenever you have a powdered, recreational substance (meth,c-ke,h,etc) and you insert the key into the bag of said powder which amounts to a tiny b-mp when removed from bag. i wanted to tweak a wee bit before cl-ss so i had a key shot and went on my way.

• swiped

  referring to stealing. like swiper from dora, your basically taking something in a sneaky manner. i’m about swipe a eyeliner from in there. i just swiped that candy bar from in there.

• swollen colon

  when your -sshole is inflamed, torn, & bleeding profusely due to many rigorous -n-l f-cks by mult-tudes of men. that b-tch sure does have a swollen colon, after all she just got cl-sterf-cked by a dozen dudes.

• megaboss

  a large, indeterminate number he had megaboss excuses for not going to work. the inuit have megaboss words for snow.

• merge-or-die lane

  an onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest. oh great, this is a merge-or-die lane. do i drive into the wall or into the car going 80 mph?

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