koeller


a f**k boy who has a m-ssive forehead, long face, pretty tall but nothing impressive. he’s a beta-male and the only way he can feel alpha is dating under aged or barely legal girls. he squints his eyes when he takes pics of him and the chick he’s dating, like he’s hot s**t or something. he takes pics of his female friends from behind whenever he gets the chance like a creep. can be a total -ss, and will develop problems in a prolonged relationship, despite how well rounded his life may seem.
dude that koeller is always dating barely legal girls

that guy is a total koeller

that koeller is probably gonna be bald in his 30s, maybe earlier…

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