Kofola


a horrible, sh-t-tasting czechoslovak communistic rip of coca-cola. worth of trying, if you visit czech rep. or slovakia. if you mistakenly eat something poisonous, get a cup of kofola immediately, that will make you vomit out everything you ate during last 3 days.
slovak guy 1: gimme some kofola, plz.

slovak guy 2: you gonna drink that sh-t???

slovak guy 1: i just need some laxative.

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