kofta
something made up by turkish people, which the greeks stole because they don’t have a culture of their own. people who eat kofta usually get oily skin and have an irrational hate of other central asian/mediteranian countries.
‘nom nom nom, this kofta is really good’ said a small greek boy. ‘hey, that is ours’ said an equally fat and stupid turkish boy’
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