kojiami
vb. to fail at something so horribly, you were better off not thinking about trying in the first place and it is better not to try again.
adj. a word describing how horrible something is to the highest degree.
1) dude, you just kojiami’d your exam? well, see you at mcdonalds for the rest of your life.
2) oh you mean that sk-nk at that corner? naw, shes way kojiami, even i am better then that!
a satire writer on the allakhazam forums, often mistaken for another dumb troll. has his share of fans and haters. his posts are highly controversial, offensive but always true. for more information, see ffxi.allakhazam.com
kojiami made another thread about square enix 3 hours ago, and it already has 350 replies!
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