Koki


a sweet and mysterious girl who all around the best! she’s someone who understands you.
cool is the right word for koki.
kokis is slang for coca-cola in the finnish language.

i’ve also heard that it’s a sri lankan dish, but coca-cola is better.
“voidaaks ostaa kokista?” = “can we buy some kokis/c-ke/coca-cola/cola/whatever?”

“i love kokis!”
an angry hermit who rants about how he hates the world and loves men. usually impotent but is known to bang guys anyway. caution: may hump leg caution: may call you and your whole family f-ggots
man that guy is such a koki, koki’s getting jealous
this is a phrase frequently used by english-speaking males when they can’t understand what the h-ll the j-panese are saying. used in conjunction with “oh” this is said after the j-panese (mostly males) start pretending to m-st-rb-t-, saying “ooki hando partii!” or “australian bigger, but j-panese quality better.” this means that people are a little scared of the j-ps and usually say “p-ss off blood oval eyes!”

nathan; aussie male: where’s the train station?
yasumi; j-p 1 (male): do you have an ooki ch-nko? (big d-ck)
nathan: umm….do i know you?
koki; j-p 2 (male): do you remmeber my name? i am koki.
rory; aussie male 2: eto……..(j-panese for umm).
yasumi and koki: ookii hando partii!
angus; aussie male 3: rightio…….
koki: do you remember my name?
yasumi: australian bigger, but j-panese quality better.

aussies run away….
3 months later
rory:eto……….-nathan stabs-
nathan: your name is oh koki!
angus and ross (aussie male 4): rightio………crag m-ff m-ff!
angus: i figure oh koki! i’m exclaiming my annoyance or confusion at our situation.
ross: whatever. eat crag gyuunyuu.

this means that the j-panese then say “do you remember my name?”, a question which haunts the victim forever.
angus: crag makes me feel like i’m in j-pan, he’s such a koki.

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