kolache
a specific form of cuddle/snuggling between two people that was derived from how a pastry wraps around a sausage.
‘hi boyfriend, wanna kolache?’
1) in most of the u.s.: a czech/slovak food. small round pastry. soft dough topped with filling such as cream cheese, cinnamon apples, apricots, poppyseed, lemon, strawberry. etc.
2) in texas & probably a few other places: dough wrapped around a sausage or sometimes ham. real name is klobasnek. sometimes with cheese, jalapenos, or both. see also: pig-in-a-blanket. can also have crazy specialty fillings such as chicken & stuffing, fajita meat, pot roast & carrots, phillysteak, scrambled eggs & bacon, etc.
3) smashing drunk
“i can’t believe sarah took a sh-t in the snow right in front of the cafe! she was effing kolached last night; it was hysterical.”
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