kolks


a shady character; a virgin; a person seeming distant and lethargic at all times.
if a kolks is lost he doesnt ask for directions, he simply drives in circles until hes too tired to continue on… then goes to sleep behind the wheel.
kølk is an ancient norwegian word used to describe something awesome. it can also be used as a noun in a positive sentence.
holy kølk, this is awesome

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