Kolt
the most amazing boy in the entire world. tall and skinny with gorgeous green eyes. he likes driving fast and scaring the sh-t out of his girlfriend. he’s not much of a talker, but when he does he always has something interesting to say. he’s a little bit flighty, but it’s covered with enough good intentions to balance it out. he’s the typical “chill” stoner type, even though he doesn’t practice stoner acts. he’s always broke, so he’s lucky because he has a wonderful “sugar mama” with a job. he’s also a dragonfly.
no, it was just kolt.
a typical football player. the type of guy who dates dumb-ss cheerleaders, whose face doesn’t match their neck, because their mom didn’t teach them the art of blending. loves to f-ck.
girl 1: check out that kolt over there…
girl 2: eww he dated that nasty cheerb-tch
girl 1: he is such a typical football player
girl 2: he likes smacking -ss…gay
someone typically depicted for their unique look of “spiked hair”. but in actuality all theyve done is filld their hand with gel and smeared it around a little. they try so hard to get so far, yet never achieve much. not easily distinguished amongst the crowd. for they try to adapt others personalities, since they dont believe in themselves. if so, its for singing. ill tell you, their belief is wrong.
look at that kid, betcha his name is kolt
“wow he looks like a tard”
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