Kolton
a great and s-xy boy friend, who loves his girl friend unconditionally. likes being in a long term relationship. he doesnt like anything better then being with his girl friend. has the swagger of a champion. funny is his middle name. he is hardcore and parties hard. very romantic.
girl 1: “i miss having a kolton”
girl 2: “well kolton gave you many chances”
girl 1: “i’ll get my kolton back”
kolton is rather large (not in the pants), he’s normally very friendly and particularly more friendly to his guy friends if you know what i mean. a little on the feminine side and his “shlong” he claims to have is nothing more than a couple inches of chodeness
who’s that new guy?
oh that’s kolton
why does he talk like that? is he gay?
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