Kong-plinger
1) a small furry, yet intelligent hamster-like, rapid-breeding rodent, with large ears and huge feet – often found in colonies under hills in lancaster – “kong-plinger spotting” is a favourite pastime amongst many youths in the area
2) common insult amoungst lazy, bone-idle slobs (usually males) who lack sufficient intellect and/or articulation to create a more competent insult
3) used as an exuse by young human males when they misplace something during the education process.
1) “lut’s see if we cee-an see anae kong-plingers todai!” (young lancaster male)
2) “you are a kong-plinger sometimes, steve!” (anon – lazy bone-idle slob)
3) “the kong-plinger in the desk stole it, sir!” (young human male)
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