Kong shit
a bowel movement of near biblical proportions.
usually displaces all water in victimized bowl.
a galaxy beyond any standard 2 or 3 flusher.
man, i scarfed a couple of those jumbo dogs and a couple of beers at the track.
later we split a vegetable pizza and some more beers.
that combination produced a cl-ssic kong sh-t!
when i looked in the bowl,f-ck, no water… just sh-t!
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