kongalingus


when a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a kong dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog’s licking range. the act of licking out the treat appears to be of a s-xual nature.
d-mn, rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut b-tter. that straight up kongalingus! maybe sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and rex can go to town!

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