konging


konging v: to get it on like donkey kong.
have s-xual relations
last night, bill and jenny were konging on the couch.
while banging your ho doggy style, you wait till you c-m. then you repeatedly pummel her kidneys with as much force as you can muster while letting loose your best impersonation of an angry king kong.
i’d kong kate from kate’s playground in a heartbeat.
konging is the gerund form of the infinitive to kong.

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