the most awesome thing in the world!
this is what you would name your mom.

or your best friend.
the best thing ever!
the kongitude is there to attack that jerk that you hate
dude 1: yoo, that girl seems mean, i should tell my kongitude that
dude 2: yaa do that man.

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