Konitiwa
one of the correct ways to spell ‘h-llo’ in j-panese. (also konnichiwa, not konichiwa.)
means “h-llo” in j-panese, and is spelled with a ‘t’ because the ‘t’ also makes the ‘ch’ sound.
1. even though people are going to give me thumbs down, i know this is right because i have an actual j-panese friend who told me.
2. when my friend and i took a trip to tokyo, i said ‘konitiwa’ to my friend when she woke up from her nap.
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