Murphing
a necrophilic betting game in which one partic-p-nt performs oral s-x on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman’s stomach. the partic-p-nt who is performing oral s-x then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the v-g-n-. the partic-p-nts switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.
james and matt went murphing. james puked on the second round so matt won $5000.
a usual murphing consists of repeated insertions of small deceased animals. (e.g. small rabbits, and dogs) and subsequent birthing into the hands of the ‘doctor’.
in more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.
“dude, i was murphing the f-ck out of mary last night. the only way it would have better is if i had a murph-machine. i had to throw away a perfectly good rabbit… what else am i gonna use that for.”
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