konkey


a deformed, p-n-s that is abnormally large in stature
hey guys my arm feels like a konkey
slang. another name for the -n-s.
yo’ shove this up your konkey!
a large, hairy, male reproductive organ, often infected with std’s or other diseases
i wouldn’t let him f-ck me with that konkey.
a leather-clad man-slave.
wife: “mary ellen is coming over, and she’s bringing her konkey.”
kids: “yaaaaay.!”
husband: “he is the most polite konkey i’ve ever met.”

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