Konshnanks
a rare beast resembling a mixture of: 23% medium calico cat, 19% average barn owl, 14% baby sheep, 13% mute lemur, 11% albino llama, 8% monarchy b-tterfly, 6% black bear, 5% white sealand 1% sea b-ss.
residing in the pacific ocean, the konshnanks strives off of other organisms. a sly creature, he will cun others into providing him with food and shelter for a brief period of time, and move on to the next coral reef without further thought. be warned – konshanks will use and abuse you. while they are extremely fast and beautiful, they lack in one thing – the ability to pop pimples. so heed my warning – do not believe their lies of pimple-poppage. these beasts will do nothing to help your acne.
sh-t bro! did you see that konshnanks sprint past us at the speed of sound?!
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