kool-aid face
a child ranging from ages 5 through 10 with a kool-aid mustache usually red from the cherry flavor, they p-ss time by digging in the dirt with forks, spoons, and the occasional knife, extremely unsupervised by parentals.
that f-cking kid down the street stole my kids bike that dirt digging kool-aid face!
a red ring of bl–dy menses on a lover’s face, after oral s-x with a menstruating woman in the dark. usually the result of not having the lights on, although some actually enjoy it.
wake up… that was so -good-… oh my g-d, you’ve got kool-aid face! my period must have started last night!
what? you mean i’ve earned my red wings?
the look of total satisfaction after having s-x. (you know like the kool aid guy who has a big smile on his face)
my girlfriend showed up late to the bar with a kool aid face and right away we knew that she had s-x, which made her late, before getting to the bar.
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