koomfa


(noun) a deception deliberately practiced in order to falsely represent oneself as forensic it specialist.

history: late australian, from old german “k-mm”, to koomfa. see also bullsh-t artist.
what a koomfa! since when is desktop support considered “forensic it”!

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