kooner


a kooner is an adjunct to a wealthy individuals lifestyle. it is immeasurable in arbitrary value, and is often a term of praise or awe.
omg look at that kooner on his yatch!
he b-lls so hard he’s surrounded by kooners
the word kooner , was derived in the late 1990’s from the mispr-nunciation of the last name kuenzer. as others might call it, (koon-zer). in 2004, the “z” was removed, to make it shorter, and now pr-nounced kooner. right now the “kooner” is nowhere to be found, but rumored to be staying around the neighborhood of mph.
f-ck, it’s the kooner.

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