low blow


a gay dwarf who gives bl-wj-bs
guy#1- oh my loins are dripping wet what shall i do to fill this void
guy#2- i have my low blow boyfriend and i love doing him. i’m thinking of castle jousting him
guy#1- can you make it a threesome?
1. an attack to mens genitalia (sometimes womens). sometimes enjoyed s-xually, sometimes just outright painful. in the wrestling world women wrestlers low blow men wrestlers a lot, primarily to help their man win a match, or to excite the ballbusting fetishists like me who watch. chyna is the most famous female low blower in wwe/f history, but lita is getting up there too. i would rather be low blowed by lufisto than any other woman wrestler.

2. a comment which is cruel and callous. meant to cut like a knife. hence the term low blow, it hurts.
1. commentator: lufisto just low blowed that f-ggot she’s wrestling!
me: lucky b-st-rd.

2. you know i didnt get my grade 10. thats a low blow julian.
1) a thought out, verbal attack designed to kick someone while they are down (can also be done in a joking manor where the instigator reaps in the reward of satisfaction.)
2) kick to the b-lls
3-ad testers: while in self induced depression over the end of their 3-ad runs.
maceaddy:wait! whats all this talk of ending? i still have a whole ‘nother bottle to go through.
mwuhahahahaha
occ: i’m going to go write an article for urban dictionary for “low blow” and this is going to be the textual example. lmao
an unfair maneuver (from an earlier term used to describe hitting a man in his crotch)
bringing my mom into an arument like that is such a low blow.
slang term for gay midget. what do you call a gay midget? a low blow!
that gay midget was giving that john a low blow. the midget’s b-lls were so low, they were almost hitting the ground
a violant act of hurting men where it hurts
vincent low blow derek !! nooooooooo !!

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