koonf
usually reserved for a mixture of a knife and fork built on the body of a spoon, this tantalizing insult should only be reserved for times of great intensity and trepidation.
bob: you ate my taco!
jeff: i made it.
bob: just because your a fat koonf doesn’t mean you can get high off your own supply!
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