koon’s age
description of a period of time, ranging from a few days to a few years. typically expressed as a form of exclamation when first seeing an acquaintance after a long period of absence.
“i haven’t seen you in a koon’s age!”
“it’s been a koon’s age since dirtball cooked me that rotten, dirty hamburger.”
something my grandma said
i ain’t had a pizza in a koons age.
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