koozie cushion
when a man with a c-ck length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his p-n-s to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl’s p-ssy. both useful for the man and the woman.
“that b-tch was so short i had to straight up koozie cushion!”
or
“baby, im gonna have to koozie cush yo sh-t.”
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