korean fuckhead

this is a procedure in which 2 individuals are having a race for whoever will first. these 2 acts are: a male having to f-ck the females’e ear, while the female is having to drink pineapple juice from a coconut sh-ll.
if the female finishes first, the male has to put the coconut sh-ll up his -n-s for a full 60 seconds. however, if the male finishes first, the female has to pour the solution out of her ear and drink it from the coconut sh-ll, while the male uses a d-ld- on her other ear at the same time.
when the male is almost about to climax, before the female has finished the pineapple juice, he must say ‘the mitochondria is the power house of the cell.’
if it’s a tie then hey should both say ‘i love you,’ to each other then make out.
this act is illegal unless it’s done on the 24th of march, from 2-3 a.m. in a forest.
more information:if the ears flashed red on the female, the male has dominance over her for the rest of the night, if not, then the female has dominance over the male.
for optimum results, use high concentration pineapple juice.
john: hey dave, i had a korean f-ckhead yesterday
dave: really?! dude that’s awesome! how did it end?
john: that b-tch can drink juice really fast…
dave: ……wait……what?!