kornosis
rare mental condition where the brain cannot and will not follow a written schedule of events. dates and times are often pulled from one’s -ss and thrown upon the m-sses causing chaos and shame for his/her co-workers.
brian: today will end your course of instruction.
student: but my completion certificate says i should finish 3 days from now.
brian: fool i have kornosis just go now and let someone else figure it out.
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