Kosher Christian


a comical, slightly disparaging term for a messianic jew (aka a jew for jesus). that is, a jewish person who believes jesus christ is the messiah.
the date ended when she told me she was jewish, but had accepted jesus into her life, and i said, “oh, you’re a kosher christian?”

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