Kosher Snowman


when the act of jewkakke is performed. the c-m must then stay on the person’s face until it is blessed by a rabbi. once the c-m is blessed by a rabbi it may then be consumed in the act of snowballing by all parties involved.
the miami heat decided to do a kosher snowman by performing jewkakke on dwayne wade’s face. once the s-m-n was blessed by a rabbi and became kosher, it was then snowballed from coach erik spoelstra’s mouth.

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