Kosovo Closet


as defined by radio personality johnny ‘bones’ basile… its when a man and woman (or two people) are taking a hot shower together and someone lets out a brutal flatulence. the “steam” from the shower is what adds to the intensity.
forget the dutch oven! if a woman could tolerate you after being the recipient of a kosovo closet, then you should marry her!

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