kotex mafia


1. a group of women who consider estrogen-guided emotions as a reliable source of logic and/or reason, and rely on this cl-sterf-ck of insanity to manipulate and scandalize solely for self-gain.

2. my f-cking c-nt bosses
i was explaining the benefits of providing factual sales results to the flighty vp when she and the rest of the kotex mafia burst into a tizzy over the last episode of gray’s anatomy.

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