Kotka


city in south-east finland. once a year it’s the place to be, during kotkan meripäivät – mainly a four day straight drinking.
– yo, d’you know where i spent my summer?
– i’ve got a feeling you’re about to tell me.
– i was sailing, and in july we stopped at the port of kotka and there was this thing, meripäivät, and i had 4 blonde chick sleeping in my boat. how’s that sound!

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