kova
lithuanian for “war” or the month of “march”.
it is also an uncommon lithuanian name for a male. often when one introduces themselves with this name, they are laughed at and asked, “wait, no seriously?”
“jis nuejo i kova, apgint mus nuo presiu”
“labas, mano vardas kovas” ….”kovas?? hahaha, durnas!”
translation: “h-llo, my name is march” “march??? hahaha you loser. were you even born in march!?” “…no…”
2 more definitions
a slavic girl.
that nice looking kova only speaks russian.
an insane schoolteacher who doesn’t actually teach. in lieu of teaching, she sits at her desk and talks on the phone, sporting an insane smile the whole time.\
the secondary defining characteristic of a kovas is that the facial features rarely, if ever, change. in fact, if you were to take a picture of a kovas and compare it to a kovas’ face at nearly any given time it would resemble the photo with about 99% of the same expression.
kovas also often fall in love with honky rappers who, in their opinion, can do no wrong.
1) d-mn, our teacher is such a kovas that we could jack off in cl-ss and she would never notice!
2) i hear that there’s a new teacher in the science department this year. i hope he’s a kovas.
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