Kovalev That Ho
stand 5 feet away from your girl on a 45 degree angle and shoot a projectile c-m shot in your girl’s far side eye as if you were shooting a puck top corner on the far side of the net.
i want my girl to understand the rules of hockey so i’m going to kovalev that ho!!!
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