Kovo Syndrome
kovo syndrome :
a rare condition when your feeling out of place , lonely , and no desire to hang out with friends or communicate with others. sports come rough , hands are rock hard and your concussion counts keeps going up. n-body wants to play with you and it even know you
symptoms :
– loneliness
– increase in hair growth
– no drive
– increase in tweets
-ignoring the bros
– sports lacking skill
– chap lips
– heavy hands
– increased lies
– wheeling girls over fb
outcome :
not living life
guy : hey man wanna hangout later?
friend: nah sorry man , got homework to do
guy: ah i see you starting to get kovo syndrome
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