Koyoto
main entry: koyoto
pr-nunciation: kyah-oh-toe
function: noun, verb
etymology: gekisen
date: before 21th century
1 : a busted condom, a mistake
2 : a morbid obese giraffe
3 : a pathological liar
4 : a newbie
5 : triple penetration hardcore -n-l s-x while being teabagged by five indian midgets covered in ranch dressing while skying diving with sliding gl-ss doors covered in mayonaise
1 : son, i am sorry to tell you but your a koyoto…it was a wild night in las vegas on new years eve.
2: there are thousands of koyotos dying each year in the plains of africa.
3: i know your sleeping around on me chad, stop being a koyoto.
4 : wow…these kid is such a koyoto.
5 : d-mn man you missed that party last night, there was a huge koyoto in the living room man!
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