krabitz

used cheifly as a noun, “krabitz” can also used as a verb or, in some cases, an adjective. derived from a gentleman’s name (jack krabitz), “krabitz” has taken on many, often negatively connotived, meanings. “krabitz” is a very versatile word, shadowing the most dexterous of swears. one of the issues with this, however, is it becomes difficult to distinguish between its use as a noun or an adjective.

as a noun, “krabitz” can mean:
-sshole
birch
b-tch
d-ckhead
jack-ss
stupid

the root word “krabitz” can be extended to “krabitzing” and “krabitzed” for active and past tense verbs. as a verb, “krabitz” can mean:
birch
b-tch
sh-t

as an adjective, “krabitz” can mean:
difficult
shifty
stubborn
for the examples, let me use two characters named “ben” and “bob”.

as a noun:
ben: can you get me that report?
bob: i’ve got other stuff to do, that report is meaningless.
ben: i need that report right the f-ck now!
bob: why are you being a krabitz?

ben: look at that krabitz! he almost hit that car and hasn’t bothered to even slow down!

as a verb:
bob: be back in a second; i gotta krabitz.

bob: why don’t you answer your phone?
ben: because the last time i talked with her she krabitzed for an hour about the dumbest stuff.