Kracken

an enormous octopus/squid creature in “pirates of the caribbean” which is feared by sailors and pirates. this said horrible beastie is unleashed by none other than the captain of the flying dutchman: captain davy jones.
-thud-

sailor: we must of hit a reef!
will turner: no its the kracken you r-t-rd!
the kracken is a chunky female usually with brown curly hair and hazel eyes. her large tentacles that protrude out of her v-g-n-l area will tend to scoop up a male and suck him inside of her. she has once had a train of about eight male strangers on her. she has herpies of the mouth and when sitting in an enclosed area with the kracken it tends to have a fish like stench.
me: “ugh the kracken smells of fish today.”
you: “oh you mean kelley?”
me: “yeah the kracken. the one sucking you into her right now.”
you: “oh g-d!!”
large, unattractive female, whose crack unwantingly protrudes from the lower back, often causing m-ss disgust from both s-xes.
look at that kracken bending over behind that car.
a hung male p-n-s that is at least 8.5″ in length and 6″ in girth. used by one to either warn others of the beastlyness of one’s own schl-ng, or to tell of the savage experience that was had recieving the d-ck.
davy jones: “i reeeally don’t think that you ladies are ready for the monster in my pants, known only as…the kracken!!!!”

tia: “wooooow, i would have never expected him to be that well hung; but after last night, i’ll have that kracken plunge to my depths anytime!”