Kraft Shingles
when you take a package of kraft singles american cheese and you lay the individual peices on the girls -n-s like shingles. you then proceed to -n-lly s-x her up until the point of -j-c-l-t–n. then you must c-m upon her shingles. it might take a couple times to get a good even coverage on the cheese so drink lots of fluids before hand. once all shingles are covered evenly make sandwiches with the cheese and take your family for a picnic. dark, and tricky to pull of, but worth it if you got the b-lls.
we totally kraft shingled his whole family and they didn’t even know!
i’ve experienced kraft shingles before. i never got over it.
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